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CULT EVENTS
 
 
THE SHINNING (1980) / A CLOCK WORK ORANGE (1971)
MON 24TH OF NOV
SYNOPSIS: A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual
                    presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific
                forebodings from the past and of the future
 
               In future Britain, charismatic delinquent Alex DeLarge is jailed and later
               volunteers for an experimental aversion therapy developed by the government
               in an effort to solve society's crime problem... but not all goes to plan.
TIME:  7.30PM
COST:  Adults $13
          Concession $12
          Children/Pensioners $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD (2008)
SAT 13TH OF DEC
SYNOPSIS: It's the wild, untold story of "OZPLOITATION" movies -
                a time when Australian cinema got its gear off and showed the world a full-
                frontal explosion of sex, violence, horror and foot-to-the-floor, full bore
                action! Jam packed full of outrageous anecdotes, lessons in maverick
                filmmaking and a genuine, infectious love of Australian movies, NOT QUITE
                HOLLYWOOD is a fast moving journey through Aussie genre cinema of the 70s
                and early 80s - an unjustly forgotten cinematic era unashamedly packed full of
                boobs, pubes, tubes... and even a little kung fu.
TIME: 9.00PM-ish
COST:  $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
ED WOOD (1994)
MON 22ND OF DEC
SYNOPSIS: The mostly true story of the legendary director of awful movies and his
                 strange group of friends and actors
TIME: 9.00PM-ish
COST:  $11
VENUE: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
LIFE OF BRIAN /  QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL
FRI  26TH OF DEC
MOVIE: LIFE OF BRIAN / MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL
SYNOPSIS: Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his
                 life being mistaken for a messiah.
 
                 King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail,
                 encountering many very silly obstacles
TIME:   7.30PM
COST:  Adults $13
          Concession $12
          Children/Pensioners $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
GOLDEN EYE / THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
FRI  29TH OF DEC
SYNOPSIS:  James Bond teams up with the lone survivor of a destroyed Russian research
                 center to stop the hijacking of a nuclear space weapon by a fellow agent
                 believed to be dead
 
                James Bond uncovers a nuclear plot when he protects an oil heiress from her
                former kidnapper, an international terrorist who can't feel pain
              
TIME:   7.30PM
COST:  Adults $13
          Concession $12
          Children/Pensioners $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
SAT  31TH OF DEC
SYNOPSIS:  A newly engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must pay
                  a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter              
TIME:   7.30PM
COST:  Adults $13
          Concession $12
          Children/Pensioners $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
ROBOCOP
SUN  18TH OF JAN -
SUN 25 OF JAN 09
SYNOPSIS:  In a dystopic & crime ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the
                 force as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting him.            
TIME:   7.30PM
COST:  Adults $13
          Concession $12
          Children/Pensioners $11
VENUE: Astor Theatre: Corner of Chapel Street and Dandenong Road. Saint Kilda
 
 
CULT NEWS
 
CULT MELB: ARMAGEDDON MULTIMEDIA FESTIVAL 2008
Johnny Platinum here for a quick summary of the 2008 Armageddon Multi Media festival recently held at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre, or as us locals would refer to it simply as  [READ MORE]
Submitted by Johnny Platinum  24/11/08
 
BLOG: MAD MAX 30th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION      
As I waited for my the petrol tank of my car to fill and the dollar amount to enter triple figures, I took in my surroundings and realized that I was indeed in the middle of nowhere. As a child I remember feeling an eerie malaise in the back seat every time we did the trip to Geelong. [READ MORE]
Submitted by James Jackson 15/10/08
 
CULT MELB: ROLLER DERBY GIRLS INVADE MELBOURNE
2nd of October
Melbourne is a city that thrives on underground sub cultures. The most exciting one to emerge over the last few years is the Victorian Women’s Roller Derby League. Now I hear you asking, "What's on earth is a Roller Derby? It sounds like its something from a Happy Day rerun?"  [READ MORE]
 
CULT MELB - MUFF PROGRAM AVAILABLE
24th of September
The program from the 2008 Melbourne Underground Film Festival has just been released. This year will feature a generiffic line up of horror, ozplotation and another movies that will never be considered art. It will also be playing the best no budget robot movie ever made AUTOMATONS! [VIEW PROGRAM]
 
CULT MELB - COMBS TO REANIMATE DOWN UNDER!
24th of September
Jeffery Combs has been added to the Hub of Horror line up. The Hub of Horror is of course Australian’s first horror convention that will take place from Friday the 13th of March to Sunday 15th in Melbourne. At this stage the line up will include Freddy Kruger, Candy Man, Chucky and the [READ MORE]
 
NEWS - THE RETURN OF OZPLOTATION?
19th of September
If you’re a regular reader you know that B MOVIE NEW is located in the obscure part of the universe known as Australia. As a result I constantly feel the need to debunk ideas you might have about my fine land. Firstly to my American friends NO ONE drinks Foster and we don't like Steve Irwin as much as you would think. [READ MORE]
 
REVIEW - NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD (2008)
17th of September
Attention scarf-wearers, ACMI-hangers, indie-film ideologues and Australian cinema haters, here is more about the history of our motion picture industry for you to monster. Just take a seat in your natural habitat of St Kilda and check out Mark Hartley’s NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD as I did recently.
[READ MORE]
 
NEWS - FREDDY IS COMING TO GET YOU DOWN UNDER!
14th of September
Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund has been added to Hub of Horror line up. It's turning out to be one amazing weekend that will feature Freddy, Chucky and Candy Man. If you think that's impressive I've been told of a fourth unconfirmed guest. If I told you who it was might spontaneously combust in fan boy pleasure. Stay Tuned!    [READ MORE]
 
NEWS - AUSTRALIANS FIRST HORROR CONVENTION
9th of September
I must apologies for all my international readers as this news will mean nothing to you. But saying that if you want to come your more than happy to crash on my lounge. Hub Productions present the Hub of Horror! Which will be Australian's first horror convention! Headline the convention will be Candyman aka Tony Todd, Chucky aka Brad Dourif and the [READ MORE]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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