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DVD REVIEW: PORN-O-RAMA (1992)
 
Director: Paul Norma
Writer: Paul Norma
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Alexis Devell.
Distributor:Umbrella (AUS)
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Made in 1992 Porn-O-Rama came about in a period when hardcore porn needed to dispel some of the myths brought about during the 1980s when upon entering the politically correct early to mid-nineties the media and various anti-pornography crusaders had strategically added to their campaign “victims” of the golden age of porn. One could really only imagine the horrors that went on behind the ‘Green Door’, however along comes Porn-O-Rama with Ron Jeremy and with the worlds most famous Jewish fucking machine at the PR helm, who dares call ‘persecution of porn talent’ without dangerously mixing feminism and religion with anti-Semitism.  
 
Unfortunately the pornography industry was on the back-foot, and it wasn’t a series like Porn-O-Rama that served to better understand the form, it was the Internet, as we all know. That doesn’t mean you wont learn something from Porn-O-Rama, I know I certainly did. I learnt that a lot goes into aiding people masturbate. 
 
Porn-O-Rama is a “squiz” behind Paul Norma’s production methods. Paul Norman is a classic pornographer, having made films such as “Edward Penishands”, “The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers”, and “ Super Groupie”.  
 
The Porn-O-Rama series is a behind the scenes look at the San Fernando Valley adult industry as presented by Ron Jeremy and Alexis Devell. At one stage I had optioned a script to Ron Jeremy, he said he would have a look at it.  I was naïve at the time and didn’t do a follow-up, but Ron is a nice guy. 
 
There are five episodes all up on the Porn-o-Rama DVD and each one follows porn director Paul Norman’s porn production company through several shoots and locations. It’s an interesting peep behind the curious curtains of their world and has all the sophistication of a community television lifestyle show but if you want glimpses into “live on set action”, then you pretty much get it all the way through including starlets being interviewed on the loo and after messy anal sex scenes.  
 
The credits contain obviously fake names representing the production team working on Porn-O-Rama. As you will notice that the director of photography is called Jake Shotz, lighting was lit by Vice Rays, sound recorded by Stan Mute, make-up made up by Jane Blush, costumes designed by Vaheed Taylor and the editing cut by Robyn Leers. Of course this is totally appropriate naming of these roles as the actors and actresses of porn carry equally obvious puns as their monikers. You will also notice that music was composed and performed by The Bum Notes, which I must let you know is not the same Bum Notes featuring Adrian Edmondson who did the soundtrack for the cult British television comedy Bottom. 
 
Ron Jeremy and Alexis Devell spend each episode on set poking their microphone at the nude actors and actresses to probe into their personal and professional lives. Such porn stars and starlets as John Dough, Samantha Strong, Tom Byron (Who looks like a young Tom Waits), Woody Long, Tracy West, and Sky Blue.  
 
In each episode they also spend time with crew, producers, distributors and graphic designers behind the process. The series is light hearted and if you can’t find stimulating the tit-bits of insider information as expressed by the stars and starlets, then you’ll enjoy the bits of tits bouncing around between each interview. 
 
Ron Jeremy has his own entertaining dialogue such as when he takes us to a hilly location and points out that connoisseurs of adult movies may recognise the country side from many porno movies because I know that when I’m watching porn I my attention tends to stray to the geographical foliage. 
 
Or pointing in the distance he tells the viewer about the orchard of avocado trees sprouting. Forget the woman being pounded by a thick cock against the parked car, have a look at these Persea Americana sprouting on the hillside. Aren’t they marvelous!  
 
He also informs us that enemas must be taken at least an hour before an anal scene otherwise everything up “there” is far too loose. I should have watched this before I did the strap-on dildo scene in Anna Brownfield’s movie “The Band”. 
 
Unfortunately towards the end of the series they seemed to have run out of fresh material and a repetitive montage of video bites is used between interviews but this only occurs in episode four and five.  On the whole there are some amusing responses from the interviewees, one particular scene I found quite funny was director Paul Norman making a comment about one of his stars who blows his load too early in the shoot and the rest of the scene has to then be “cheated” so it can simulate the real thing, he says … “If you worked in an office you wouldn’t finish a couple of hours before five”.  
 
Porn-O-Rama is available from Umbrella Entertainment.
 
RUPERT OWNS  11/05/09
 
 
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